If you don't know me [very well], you might wonder what possessed me to create the mess that currently sits before you. There are a few valid answers to this question (high amongst them being that I'm a geek), but the foremost reason follows: I have a tendency to be a bit verbose and long-winded (or, sometimes, I like to offer a large chunk of lyrics), and AIM limits your user info to 1024 characters.

Basically, I found myself exceeding this limit fairly often, and storing the majority of the content outside of my user info per se allows me to easily skirt the limitation.

The reason this mess actually came to be (versus me spending the time working on something productive) was because I found myself sitting around bored, yet too tired to put enough thought into something genuinely useful.