Subject:       [OT, C&C] Rules of Flaming
From:          Angel 
User-Agent:    slrn/ (Linux)
Date:          26 May 2003 16:58:23 GMT

Got this from a collegue. :-) I especially like rule #6.

The Proper Etiquette for Flaming

Rule 10: Never forget that the person reading your mail is a person,
with feelings that can be hurt. If you see the opportunity, hurt them.

Rule 9: Behave online as you do in real life. This way, you can act like
a total jerk under all circumstances.

Rule 8: Lurk until you get a feel for what's acceptable in a particular
forum or newsgroup. Then leap in and do the opposite.

Rule 7: Be aware of others' time and bandwidth. Never post anything shorter
than seven paragraphs. Ensure your sig is at least a screen long.

Rule 6: Make yourself look good online--always post your abuse in complete,
grammatically correct sentences.

Rule 5: Share expert knowledge. If you know how to push someone's buttons
in a forum, send private email to everyone else telling them.

Rule 4: Help keep flame wars under control: lead the charge.

Rule 3: Respect other people's privacy...if you have some dirt about a
member of a newsgroup, spread it only via private email.

Rule 2: Don't abuse your power. Flame only those who disagree with you.

Rule 1: Remember: You were a network newbie once, too. You deserved all the
flaming you got then. The current batch deserves no less.

"Spam... is theft. There is no discussing this, it seems logical enough. You
spam, you abuse resources that are not your own."
-paraphrasing Jon Irenicus (Baldur's Gate 2, (C) Interplay)