List of things Rwf really needs:
cable intarweb
another guitar
cable intarweb
Secks
my dick in his ass <- skank
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
a girlfriend
my dick in his ass
skank\'s mom
a dead horse to beat repeatedly
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
hey!  don\'t be dissin\' long hair, yo!
someone to fix the extra slashes!
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
a circumcision
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
dicks are for my friends
\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'\'
burn mofo
Big panties HAHAHAHAHHA
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
\'\'\'?!
stripslashes!
a goat to sing jolly songs goddamnit
cable intarweb
another guitar
cable intarweb
Secks
my dick in his ass <- skank
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
a girlfriend
my dick in his ass
skank\\\'s mom
a dead horse to beat repeatedly
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
hey!  don\\\'t be dissin\\\' long hair, yo!
someone to fix the extra slashes!
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
a circumcision
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
dicks are for my friends
\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'\\\'
burn mofo
Big panties HAHAHAHAHHA
a fucking haircut you fucking hippie
\\\'\\\'\\\'?!
stripslashes!
a goat to sing jolly songs goddamnit
my dick in his mouth
my dick in his ass
my dick in his ass
my dick in his girlfriends pussy
My dick his ass
My dick his ass
Gay Sex
Sodomy
Anal Sex
Deep Anal Sex
Manpussy 
Manpussy
Jailpussy
Bootiepussy
AIDSpussy
Sickpussy
dicks in asses
dicks in asses
dicks in asses
dicks in asses
dicks in asses
penis in ear dance all night
penis in ear dance all night
penis in ear dance all night
:O
the clap
More IP space and bandwidth!
*thanks*
diseases
gay anal
my dick in my ass
dick in ass
fuck
some manpussy 
manpussy puto
*boobs*
fuck you all
aidspussy
idiot to sit on him
monkey spunk sandwich
monkey spunk sandwich
dog's bollocks on toast
a small plastic receptacle to hold a tiny frog made of cheese
colonic by an elephant
an indonesian mail order bride covered in jam
an iranian donkey called dave
a 3 inch incision along the head of his penis
twelve gallons of the purest sweat from a fat chick 
puerto rican slave goat to shave his testicles
the largest piece of belly button lint in all of china
The 'One and Only' Chesney Hawks
Fifteen glass oranges from Aulderan (pre-deathstar era)
A well run hive of Nazi bees
A large toothpick for which to poke at his brain through his ear
A horny hippo leashed to a small giraffe
A large toothpick for which to poke at his brain through his ear
the ability to crush their enemies, see them flee before you and hear the lamentation of their women.
many people from around the world to come to this site and crash the server by filling it with inane comments regarding amphibians made from dairy products
Google Chesney Hawks if you're not sure. You missed out - I'm telling you. What a moley moley hunk.
Dobes' Schlong singing 'Like aVirgin' all night long - for money.
a physical inspection by a pirate doctor with a rusty hook hand
a quick visit to www.meatspin.com
A rambunctious relationship with a frisky amazonian she-devil called claude
hundreds of tiny ants arranged in a formation resembilng the face of groucho marx
Yes - I know I can't spell resembling
a two headed goldfish with a nut allergy
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